*CaliConservative checks bank account*

Man, I really don’t have a lot of money in my bank account and I am unsatisfied with my job. It must be because I am Hispanic and America is such a racist nation.

Damn you White Supremacy!

Fashionable Oppression is the perpetuation of synthetic oppression as a kind of “social pass” which will allow someone to blame racism for most of their problems.

It is the manufacturing of “oppression”, then turning around and selling the idea that being oppressed in our society will afford one certain benefits.

Who manufactures false oppression? People like Bernie Sanders and Linda Sarsour who will take a microscope to society, find an injustice, or imbalance, and turn it into a national issue.

This is a very common tactic when trying to destabilize and demoralize a nation to bring in Communism, just sayin.



Hey everyone! Happy Columbus Da—

*The door suddenly flings open and CaliLiberal enters wearing some sort of tribal wear*


Ummm. OK, hey CaliLib, Happy Columbus Da–

Stop right there CaliConservative you imperialist right-wing Nazi, I’ll give you one chance to say the right thing. You mean Happy Indigenous peoples day right?!

Indigenous? Oh you mean uncivilized tribal people?

OK STOP IT YOU RACIST XENOPHOBE! I can’t believe you! You’re Mexican right?


First I want to say that I am incredibly saddened at the news of this massacre. Words cannot describe the grief I feel and I truly cannot imagine what those who have been personally affected are going through.

I have been walking around with a sick feeling in the bottom of my stomach. This is nothing short of a tragedy, the gore was absolutely off the scales.

I saw video of people lying dead in pools of blood, other people half breathing with bullet wounds to the head and loved ones trying in vain to comfort them back to life. Chilling.


*CaliLiberal is quietly kneeling in front of a very creepy shrine.*Creepy.jpg

*CaliConservative, wearing an American flag hat, approaches him*

What are you doing CaliLib?

What does it look like I am doing CaliCon?!

It looks like you’re getting ready to sacrifice a goat or something.

That is a totally culturally insensitive thing to say CaliConservative! I wouldn’t expect a religious wingnut like you to be so accepting of my open-minded religion.

Yeah sure, let’s just say I am too close-minded to understand what it is that you are doing, but why are you kneeling?

I am showing support and solidarity for Kaepernick and I #TakeAKnee for all the black people that have been brutally massacred by the police on a daily basis.

507 killed by police in Chicago this year alone!

Actually that number is just the number of people that have been shot in Chicago, mostly black people shot by other black people.

Yeah that’s just what the White Supremacists and Drumpf want you to think! How dare he demand that people stand for the National Anthem and the American Flag! Face it CaliCon you were conned into voting for an orange fascist.

Asking that you respect the flag isn’t that crazy I think. People have died for that flag. That flag represents freedom, individual rights, prosperity and private property.

The flag that Liberated Western Europe from the iron grip of the Nazis. The flag the cleared the oppressive imperial Japanese from the Pacific. What an amazing flag we have and I think we all should respect it.

Then why do you disrespect it by wearing it on your hat? 

Excuse me?

US Flag Code Chapter 10.176D “The Flag should never be used as wearing apparel”


You hate the US flag and you are in violation of our flag code and belong in prison. If you wanna talk about disrespect, maybe start by looking in the mirror.  

You’re actually the one that hates the flag and this country!

Yeah but at least I don’t pretend to love it.

Where did you even read that thing about a flag code anyway?

I saw it on Twitter.

Well did you know that a Supreme Court ruling nullified the flag code as unconstitutional? Obviously if they allow you to burn a flag, wearing it as a hat is obviously allowed. Besides the original Flag Code never laid out specific punishments for violating the code.

Nope not true, Drumpf belongs in prison and all of your Trumpanzees should be sterilized and put into some kind of camp so we make sure you can’t spread your racist Nazi ideology around.

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