America First: Scrap DACA.

*CaliConservative and CaliLiberal are sitting in front of the TV, FOX News is on.* Why am I even watching this racist fake news network? I call it faux news, get it CaliConservative? Because it’s fake! I’ve heard that one before, plenty of times actually, stop acting like you invented that term. Nuh-uh you never heard…

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#MOAB: US Drops Largest Non-Nuclear Bomb on Afghanistan.

Mother of All Bombs! Cali-Liberal here! First of all, bombs should all be banned from existence and made illegal, except for the kind we use when we need to get communism or socialism installed somewhere. Second of all, Mother?!? I am a male Feminist and I find it highly offensive that a bunch of misogynistic…

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John Oliver Lies Again.

Season 4 Episode 3: John Oliver can’t stop cuckin.

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Liberal Civil War: The End of Classical Liberalism.

Do “Classical Liberals” still have a place on the Left?

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