Russia Derangement Syndrome.

Do you suffer from frequent delusions of conspiratorial grandeur? Do you often wake up in cold sweats after having night terrors of Vladimir Putin hacking elections? Do you frantically check your social media and the WashingtonPost homepage for literally any updates on the Trump-Russia conspiracy? GIANFORTE, TOO?! We knew @realDonaldTrump was, but I am starting…

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Cinco De Mayo In 2017.

*CaliConservative has set up a Cinco De Mayo party, CaliLiberal suddenly busts in* Stop this right now CaliCon! I am shutting this down in the name of tolerance and stopping bigotry! I am actually hosting a Cinco De Mayo party, you should be happy CaliLib! We are celebrating Mexican culture. Also read the sign, sombrero…

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#Trumpcare Strikes Back!

NOOOOO! How dare you vile disgusting evil fascist Trump?! You ReTHUGlicans seriously did it this time! This is it, this is the last straw! You will kill every American by doing this! CaliConservative, without #Obamacare, there is NO healthcare! Obama literally invented healthcare, oh Gaia I miss him so much! He needs to come back…

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Protecting America: #BuildTheWall

Imagine my surprise this morning when I woke up and saw a #BuildTheWall hashtag being promoted on Twitter, awesome! I thought that was really great. An amazing way to start my day, it invoked feelings of optimism and confidence, Trump always makes me feel this way, he is an inspiration. Imagine my shock this morning…

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