America First: Scrap DACA Pt. 2

I seriously didn’t know it was possible to loathe another human being as much as I do right now! I know I totally agree! Wait are we talking about Hillary Clinton, Obama, Warren, Kamala Harris, Adam Schiff or Bernie Sanders? CaliConservative you racist, xenophobic, fascist, right-wing, self-hating Hispanic! Of course I am talking about the…

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LastWeekTonight LIES Ep. 18, Pt. 1

WOW! We lasted, we persisted, we endured the unendurable, 18 straight episodes of the dreadfully unfunny LastWeekTonight. Well, I guess the show could be funny, if you were a semi-retarded individual that thinks socialism is a good thing. Metaphorically retarded of course, I would never dare compare the afflicted with these insane Liberals. People like…

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Defending Trump!! Re: Top 10 Moments.

So about 11 days ago or so, I wrote an article detailing what I believed to be the top 10 moments of President Trumps first 100 days in office. Speaking of, what a spectacular 100 days right? Anyways it seems I got a fan who found the time to form a response to that article! Which…

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The Misadventures of Libby & Con-Con.

“Libby and Con-Con was filmed in front of a live studio audience.” *Opening Credits, awesome 80s intro music plays, audience cheering* *CaliConservative and CaliLiberal are sitting at a local Starbucks. CaliLiberal ordered a “Unicorn Frappucino”, CaliConservative ordered a black coffee no sugar* Why the hell did you bring me to this god forsaken place? You…

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