Groups of Central American illegals already crossing border in alarming numbers.

“As the Rio Grande Valley Sector continues to experience an unprecedented flow of family units and unaccompanied children, the increase in identified fraud cases is extremely concerning,” “The trend in these fraud cases is an effort by smugglers to exploit ongoing U.S. immigration policies and procedures. Agents have already discovered over 60 fraudulent cases in…

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LastWeekTonight LIES Ep 18, PART 2.

Annnnnd we are back! Sorry everybody for not updating for a while. Once John Oliver finally decided to take a small vacation, the ultimate relief of not having to watch his insane propaganda show was almost more than I could handle. I literally never wanted to look at John Oliver’s face again. But I overcame…

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Trumps First 100 Days: Top 10 Moments.

            *CaliLiberal faints, CaliConservative rushes over and cradles him* Oh damn, what’s wrong CaliLib? Is it heat exhaustion? Did an ISIS sniper get ya? Or did your legs finally give out from never really being used? Its..the…commander-in-cheeto….100….days…..in….office…he…actually…did….it… *CaliLib goes unconscious* 

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LastWeekTonight Decucked Ep. 10

*CaliLiberal and CaliConservative sit in front of the TV, the HBO logo comes on and the opening theme song to LastWeekTonight with John Oliver starts playing* Oh God help me. Shhhh! Dont you dare disturb one of my biggest idols John Oliver. *CaliLib shoves a handful of popcorn into his mouth spilling crumbs everywhere* Hey!…

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