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What They Aren’t Telling You About the US Flag Code. #TakeAKnee
Posted on September 26, 2017 Leave a Comment

*CaliLiberal is quietly kneeling in front of a very creepy shrine.* *CaliConservative, wearing an American flag hat, approaches him* What are you doing CaliLib? What does it look like I am doing CaliCon?! It looks like you’re getting ready to sacrifice a goat or something. That is a totally culturally insensitive thing to say CaliConservative! […]
America First: Scrap DACA.
Posted on September 1, 2017 Leave a Comment

*CaliConservative and CaliLiberal are sitting in front of the TV, FOX News is on.* Why am I even watching this racist fake news network? I call it faux news, get it CaliConservative? Because it’s fake! I’ve heard that one before, plenty of times actually, stop acting like you invented that term. Nuh-uh you never heard […]
John Oliver LastWeekTonight Decucked Ep. 20
Posted on August 11, 2017 Leave a Comment

NO! NO! NO! CaliLiberal here and I cannot allow this hateful, xenophobic, right-wing blog to continue to spread vile hate and Conservative pro-Trump propaganda. I have reported this blog to MediaMatters, ThinkProgress and I posted a five paragraph expose on the forum DemocratUnderground about you. Conservative propaganda like you CaliConservative is why we have that […]
LastWeekTonight LIES Ep 18, PART 2.
Posted on July 30, 2017 1 Comment

Annnnnd we are back! Sorry everybody for not updating for a while. Once John Oliver finally decided to take a small vacation, the ultimate relief of not having to watch his insane propaganda show was almost more than I could handle. I literally never wanted to look at John Oliver’s face again. But I overcame […]