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Happy Birthday Donald J. Trump!
Posted on June 14, 2017 Leave a Comment
I won’t make this a long winded article, and I don’t think I need to do any in-depth research into this subject. Unless there is a conspiracy theory that Trump was in-fact a product of a military experiment related to a Soviet Cold War cloning program. The Russians in fact created Donald Trump in an […]
Russia Derangement Syndrome.
Posted on May 27, 2017 Leave a Comment
Do you suffer from frequent delusions of conspiratorial grandeur? Do you often wake up in cold sweats after having night terrors of Vladimir Putin hacking elections? Do you frantically check your social media and the WashingtonPost homepage for literally any updates on the Trump-Russia conspiracy? GIANFORTE, TOO?! We knew @realDonaldTrump was, but I am starting […]
LastWeekTonight Ep. 13, MORE LIES!
Posted on May 23, 2017 Leave a Comment
First off I want to take a serious moment to send regards and prayers towards #Manchester, England right now where evidently a serious terrorist attack has taken place at an Ariana Grande concert. ISIS have praised the suicide bombing. While I know sending “prayers and regards” may not do much to actually fix the problem […]
You’re Fired! Comey Edition.
Posted on May 10, 2017 Leave a Comment
We did it! We finally got rid of that Democratic operative that somehow became our FBI director, James Comey. He was an obstructionist and completely anti-Trump. Oh what a day! *CaliConservative opens a bottle of wine and begins to pour two glasses* More than being anti-Trump he was very pro-Hillary. Though I will say he […]
