PREDICTION: Roy Moore Will Win.

CaliConservative, shut this down now! How dare you!?! You are supporting the racist molester Roy Moore? Haven’t you been watching MSNBC or CNN? Do you even read the WashingtonPost?? Are you not following OccupyDemocrats on Facebook??? You actually think Roy Moore has a chance to win?? HAHAHA! CaliLiberal, you brainwashed Obamazoid. Yes, I not only…

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Russia Derangement Syndrome.

Do you suffer from frequent delusions of conspiratorial grandeur? Do you often wake up in cold sweats after having night terrors of Vladimir Putin hacking elections? Do you frantically check your social media and the WashingtonPost homepage for literally any updates on the Trump-Russia conspiracy? GIANFORTE, TOO?! We knew @realDonaldTrump was, but I am starting…

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Islamic Takeover; Le-Pen Loses.

Muahahaha, YES! We did it! We defeated that fascist racist Islamophobe, the far-right and dangerous Le Pen! The French Trump, or Trumpette. We proved that big media censorship and good ol’ propaganda still works, and thankfully we were able to prevent Russian hacking this time! Yes I was wrong. I thought she would wi– HAHA!…

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Marine Le-Pen Advances: Historic Win

Marine LePen has done it! She didn’t win the election outright, but she defied all the Globalist shills by emerging a front-runner and she will face Macron in round 2 of the run-off election! Nationalism is on the rise, independence and individuality are finally defeating the forces of collectivism! Horrible! That fascist alt-right Marine LePen…

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