TAX CUTS: Walmart Gives $400M in Employee Bonuses

Quick! Someone call Nancy Pelosi and tell her that Walmart just gave their employees a whole bunch of bread crumbs!! Did the Democratic party authorize this? How are they allowing a business to give their employees bonuses due to Trumps tax break? That money belongs to Pelosi and her cohort! Ahh! According to BusinessWire Walmart…

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What They Aren’t Telling You About the US Flag Code. #TakeAKnee

*CaliLiberal is quietly kneeling in front of a very creepy shrine.* *CaliConservative, wearing an American flag hat, approaches him* What are you doing CaliLib? What does it look like I am doing CaliCon?! It looks like you’re getting ready to sacrifice a goat or something. That is a totally culturally insensitive thing to say CaliConservative!…

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America First: Scrap DACA.

*CaliConservative and CaliLiberal are sitting in front of the TV, FOX News is on.* Why am I even watching this racist fake news network? I call it faux news, get it CaliConservative? Because it’s fake! I’ve heard that one before, plenty of times actually, stop acting like you invented that term. Nuh-uh you never heard…

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John Oliver LastWeekTonight Decucked Ep 21 & 22

CaliLiberal here everyone, SHUT THIS DOWN! This is hate speech! Due to the recent hate in Charlottesville we need to denounce hate speech like the KKK and Trump, and yes you CaliConservative as well! I cannot allow this racist, xenophobic, racist, transphobic, racist, homophobic, racist, nomophobic, ableist, fascist, racist KKK, but worst of all right-wing.…

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