OFFICIAL: Russia-Trump Collusion Probe is dead!!

Well pat yourselves on the back Trump and his supporters, you were right again… The House Intel Committee Chairman Conaway just announced that the Committee is closing the “Russian collusion” investigation, having found zero evidence of any collusion between the Trump campaign and Russians. Yay, we knew it! Now can we have our money back?…

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America First: Scrap DACA.

*CaliConservative and CaliLiberal are sitting in front of the TV, FOX News is on.* Why am I even watching this racist fake news network? I call it faux news, get it CaliConservative? Because it’s fake! I’ve heard that one before, plenty of times actually, stop acting like you invented that term. Nuh-uh you never heard…

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#Trumpcare Strikes Back!

NOOOOO! How dare you vile disgusting evil fascist Trump?! You ReTHUGlicans seriously did it this time! This is it, this is the last straw! You will kill every American by doing this! CaliConservative, without #Obamacare, there is NO healthcare! Obama literally invented healthcare, oh Gaia I miss him so much! He needs to come back…

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Yes, Your Microwave Can Spy On You.

Kellyanne Conway is getting blasted by the Liberal Media for recently suggesting that it was possible for the CIA to spy on someone through their microwave. I can already see the inevitably cheesy SNL skit where a terrible Kellyanne Conway impersonator does a skit with a talking microwave. The reaction from the Liberals was immediate…

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