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Trumps First 100 Days: Top 10 Moments.

            *CaliLiberal faints, CaliConservative rushes over and cradles him* Oh damn, what’s wrong CaliLib? Is it heat exhaustion? Did an ISIS sniper get ya? Or did your legs finally give out from never really being used? Its..the…commander-in-cheeto….100….days…..in….office…he…actually…did….it… *CaliLib goes unconscious* 

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The Right Fights Back: Berkeley Edition.

How dare you CaliConservative!? It’s me, your archenemy, intellectual superior, caring, compassionate and extremely tolerant CaliLiberal. I actually went to Berkeley, it’s my Alma mater. That’s where I triple-majored in Gender Studies, LGBT studies(Yes, that’s different from Gender Studies you bigot!), and Social Welfare. I am still currently enrolled trying to major in my real […]

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