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What They Aren’t Telling You About Columbus Day.
Posted on October 9, 2017 Leave a Comment
Hey everyone! Happy Columbus Da— *The door suddenly flings open and CaliLiberal enters wearing some sort of tribal wear* Ummm. OK, hey CaliLib, Happy Columbus Da– Stop right there CaliConservative you imperialist right-wing Nazi, I’ll give you one chance to say the right thing. You mean Happy Indigenous peoples day right?! Indigenous? Oh you mean […]
May Day: The Left Riots.
Posted on May 1, 2017 Leave a Comment
*Los Angeles, California. A large crowd of people gathered in a park. The pungent stench of marijuana, EBT cards, and a sense of entitlement wafts over the crowd.* Hey CaliConservative, you made it! Isn’t this great? You can smell the socialism in the air! It’s great to see you decided to finally come and really […]
The Misadventures of Libby & Con-Con.
Posted on April 23, 2017 Leave a Comment
“Libby and Con-Con was filmed in front of a live studio audience.” *Opening Credits, awesome 80s intro music plays, audience cheering* *CaliConservative and CaliLiberal are sitting at a local Starbucks. CaliLiberal ordered a “Unicorn Frappucino”, CaliConservative ordered a black coffee no sugar* Why the hell did you bring me to this god forsaken place? You […]
The Right Fights Back: Berkeley Edition.
Posted on April 16, 2017 Leave a Comment
How dare you CaliConservative!? It’s me, your archenemy, intellectual superior, caring, compassionate and extremely tolerant CaliLiberal. I actually went to Berkeley, it’s my Alma mater. That’s where I triple-majored in Gender Studies, LGBT studies(Yes, that’s different from Gender Studies you bigot!), and Social Welfare. I am still currently enrolled trying to major in my real […]
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