OFFICIAL: Russia-Trump Collusion Probe is dead!!

Well pat yourselves on the back Trump and his supporters, you were right again… The House Intel Committee Chairman Conaway just announced that the Committee is closing the “Russian collusion” investigation, having found zero evidence of any collusion between the Trump campaign and Russians. Yay, we knew it! Now can we have our money back? […]

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Comey Hearing: Trump Vindicated.

*CaliLiberal and CaliConservative are sitting at a politically themed bar called the ‘Capitol Still’ waiting for the James Comey testimony to begin. The place was buzzing with excited Liberals, murmurs of ‘Russia’ and ‘Trump’ could be heard all around* OH WOW! I haven’t been this excited in so long! Since the day before the election […]

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Russia Derangement Syndrome.

Do you suffer from frequent delusions of conspiratorial grandeur? Do you often wake up in cold sweats after having night terrors of Vladimir Putin hacking elections? Do you frantically check your social media and the WashingtonPost homepage for literally any updates on the Trump-Russia conspiracy? GIANFORTE, TOO?! We knew @realDonaldTrump was, but I am starting […]

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