Cinco De Mayo In 2017.

*CaliConservative has set up a Cinco De Mayo party, CaliLiberal suddenly busts in* Stop this right now CaliCon! I am shutting this down in the name of tolerance and stopping bigotry! I am actually hosting a Cinco De Mayo party, you should be happy CaliLib! We are celebrating Mexican culture. Also read the sign, sombrero…

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Trumps First 100 Days: Top 10 Moments.

            *CaliLiberal faints, CaliConservative rushes over and cradles him* Oh damn, what’s wrong CaliLib? Is it heat exhaustion? Did an ISIS sniper get ya? Or did your legs finally give out from never really being used? Its..the…commander-in-cheeto….100….days…..in….office…he…actually…did….it… *CaliLib goes unconscious* 

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John Oliver De-Cucked: Episode 9

Well it looks like the autistic screeching British parrot, perpetually triggered, Cultivator of Cucks, John Oliver hasn’t gotten the hin– *A sudden loud crash, smoke everywhere, part of the wall has been destroyed and there stand a few people silhouetted by dust* It’s me, CaliLiberal, and I brought of few of my AntiFa friends! You…

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The Right Fights Back: Berkeley Edition.

How dare you CaliConservative!? It’s me, your archenemy, intellectual superior, caring, compassionate and extremely tolerant CaliLiberal. I actually went to Berkeley, it’s my Alma mater. That’s where I triple-majored in Gender Studies, LGBT studies(Yes, that’s different from Gender Studies you bigot!), and Social Welfare. I am still currently enrolled trying to major in my real…

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