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The Right Fights Back: Berkeley Edition.

How dare you CaliConservative!? It’s me, your archenemy, intellectual superior, caring, compassionate and extremely tolerant CaliLiberal. I actually went to Berkeley, it’s my Alma mater. That’s where I triple-majored in Gender Studies, LGBT studies(Yes, that’s different from Gender Studies you bigot!), and Social Welfare. I am still currently enrolled trying to major in my real […]

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#MOAB: US Drops Largest Non-Nuclear Bomb on Afghanistan.

Mother of All Bombs! Cali-Liberal here! First of all, bombs should all be banned from existence and made illegal, except for the kind we use when we need to get communism or socialism installed somewhere. Second of all, Mother?!? I am a male Feminist and I find it highly offensive that a bunch of misogynistic […]

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Syria Strike: I Approve.

I fully support Trumps decision to strike Syria.

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Last Week Tonight Ep. 7 Lies!

Yes boys and girls(and Liberals) it is that time yet again. Another new episode of Last Week Tonight, another half-hour of an agitation propaganda laden rant by John Oliver. Another night ending with me desperately cleansing myself in a specialized shower designed to remove chemical contamination in a vain attempt to wash off the disgusting […]

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