Happy Birthday Donald J. Trump!

I won’t make this a long winded article, and I don’t think I need to do any in-depth research into this subject. Unless there is a conspiracy theory that Trump was in-fact a product of a military experiment related to a Soviet Cold War cloning program. The Russians in fact created Donald Trump in an…

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Cinco De Mayo In 2017.

*CaliConservative has set up a Cinco De Mayo party, CaliLiberal suddenly busts in* Stop this right now CaliCon! I am shutting this down in the name of tolerance and stopping bigotry! I am actually hosting a Cinco De Mayo party, you should be happy CaliLib! We are celebrating Mexican culture. Also read the sign, sombrero…

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Trumps First 100 Days: Top 10 Moments.

            *CaliLiberal faints, CaliConservative rushes over and cradles him* Oh damn, what’s wrong CaliLib? Is it heat exhaustion? Did an ISIS sniper get ya? Or did your legs finally give out from never really being used? Its..the…commander-in-cheeto….100….days…..in….office…he…actually…did….it… *CaliLib goes unconscious* 

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John Oliver De-Cucked: Episode 9

Well it looks like the autistic screeching British parrot, perpetually triggered, Cultivator of Cucks, John Oliver hasn’t gotten the hin– *A sudden loud crash, smoke everywhere, part of the wall has been destroyed and there stand a few people silhouetted by dust* It’s me, CaliLiberal, and I brought of few of my AntiFa friends! You…

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