OFFICIAL: Russia-Trump Collusion Probe is dead!!

Well pat yourselves on the back Trump and his supporters, you were right again… The House Intel Committee Chairman Conaway just announced that the Committee is closing the “Russian collusion” investigation, having found zero evidence of any collusion between the Trump campaign and Russians. Yay, we knew it! Now can we have our money back?…

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Happy Birthday Donald J. Trump!

I won’t make this a long winded article, and I don’t think I need to do any in-depth research into this subject. Unless there is a conspiracy theory that Trump was in-fact a product of a military experiment related to a Soviet Cold War cloning program. The Russians in fact created Donald Trump in an…

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Russia Derangement Syndrome.

Do you suffer from frequent delusions of conspiratorial grandeur? Do you often wake up in cold sweats after having night terrors of Vladimir Putin hacking elections? Do you frantically check your social media and the WashingtonPost homepage for literally any updates on the Trump-Russia conspiracy? GIANFORTE, TOO?! We knew @realDonaldTrump was, but I am starting…

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#Trumpcare Strikes Back!

NOOOOO! How dare you vile disgusting evil fascist Trump?! You ReTHUGlicans seriously did it this time! This is it, this is the last straw! You will kill every American by doing this! CaliConservative, without #Obamacare, there is NO healthcare! Obama literally invented healthcare, oh Gaia I miss him so much! He needs to come back…

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