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Please take a moment to remember the lives of those lost on that fateful day. The tragedy of 9/11 is still burned into the memories of many Americans and the world was irreversibly changed on that day.

So many lives lost, so many more families ripped apart forever. Still to this day many of the brave men and women who were the 9/11 first responders find themselves with serious illnesses.

The Environmental Protection Agency assured the city that the air was safe to breathe. The complete opposite was the truth. Thank you President Trump for slashing the budget of that dishonest agency and for recognizing the importance of remembering the fallen.

These were men, women, and yes even some children died on 9/11 and as I mentioned even still, 16 years later many still suffer from illnesses related to 9/11.

I personally think their are sinister elements within our own government that helped orchestrate the attacks are actively working towards keeping the suppression of 9/11 truth going to this day.

We have most likely already lost total access to some files that were either destroyed or altered.

The thing I will always ask myself is who truly benefited from 9/11, because I don’t see any way that the terrorists have benefited from the US military bombing the shit out of them.

It does seem the Pentagon had a strong motive however to either participate and help orchestrate the attacks, or they simply sat back and watched it happen.

You see the day before 9/11 Donald Rumsfeld admitted the Pentagon was missing trillions of dollars. It just so happened their accounting offices were destroyed the following day.

If anyone within our government had anything to do with 9/11 it needs to be known immediately and the guilty need to be punished accordingly.

We owe it to all of those brave people that were lost that day.

I seriously didn’t know it was possible to loathe another human being as much as I do right now!

I know I totally agree! Wait are we talking about Hillary Clinton, Obama, Warren, Kamala Harris, Adam Schiff or Bernie Sanders?

CaliConservative you racist, xenophobic, fascist, right-wing, self-hating Hispanic! Of course I am talking about the Supremacist-In-Chief you worship and idolize so much.

Oh OK, geez don’t get your sparkly rainbow colored panties in a bunch CaliLib.

Hey I wore my pink ones today.

Hahah, good joke man.

*CaliLiberal laughs nervously* Yeah…joke…but even if I was wearing my favorite pink panties you would be a total homophobe for laughing at me!

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*CaliConservative and CaliLiberal are sitting in front of the TV, FOX News is on.*

Why am I even watching this racist fake news network? I call it faux news, get it CaliConservative? Because it’s fake!

I’ve heard that one before, plenty of times actually, stop acting like you invented that term.

Nuh-uh you never heard that term before, faux news, I just invented it, I am clever.

No you aren’t–

Excuse me, did you triple major at Berkeley?

Well no–

Then obviously I am more clever than you.

Can you explain to me how a triple-major in Gender Studies, LGBT Studies and umm what was the other one?

Social Welfare.

Yeah that, explain to me how those pointless majors made you clever?

Well some of the people in my class went on to be writers for the HuffingtonPost so my majors are obviously worth something.

Yeah they were worth about $150K in student loans.

Hey–

Now shut up I am trying to watch the news.

You are lucky I have been sitting here quietly watching this racist wingnut Christian propaganda.

You aren’t being quiet you have been doing nothing but getting triggered this entire time.

Well can you blame me? I can’t just sit here quietly while all these lies are being spread.

How do you know they are lying when you aren’t even listening?!

Because actual smart people like John Oliver and Trevor Noah shred FOX news and Drumpf every week. They tell me FOX news and the commander-in-cheeto are lying.

Has it ever occurred to you that they might be the actual liars?

*CaliLiberal sat dumbfounded for a second, then started to reply but was interuppted before he could start by BREAKING NEWS flashing on the screen. A thin blonde female comes on the screen and announces that President Trump plans to announce an end to the ‘Deferred Actions for Childhood Arrivals’ policy commonly called DACA*

Hell yeah! Right on Mister President. Wow. America First! Am I right CaliLiberal?

OK HOLD IT RIGHT THERE CALICONSERVATIVE! How dare you?! How dare that fascist cheeto!?!? You think you can just slam the door shut on those less fortunate than you?! RACIST!

I always knew you wingnuts were complete racists, every Republican is a racist that hates every single immigrant. Thank Gaia she flooded your racist Texas, that is what they get for voting for Trump!

My heart only goes out to poor Dreamers who are stuck in that area and suffering under the man-made Climate Change caused by racist hurricane Harvey.

I really can’t believe Drumpf is getting rid of DACA! I am so dismayed, disillusioned, and incredibly sad right now, I literally cannot stop crying. I just want to go out and hug a Dreamer, of course I can’t because they don’t live anywhere near my community.

You see CaliConservative? This is just one more step in the direction of Trumps Final Solution to deport all Mexicans. Including you. 

CaliLiberal, you….you….you moron. *CaliConservative rubs his palms across his face in frustration* the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals act, and it’s sister law the Deferred Action for Parents of Americans & Lawful Permanent Residents are some of the most sinister executive orders signed in recent memory.

The purpose of these policies was to fundamentally change the demographics of the United States, not just on an ethnic level. The ethnicity/race of the people is simply being used as cover to make them vote for the Democratic party.

By painting the Republican party as the evil racists that want to send them back. When in fact only illegal immigration has ever been the target of any of these immigration laws passed.

People who are not children are taking advantage of a law that was said to protect children. The loophole is that it extends to everyone that came here as a child. So someone that has been here for years and is no longer a child could take advantage of the law.

So? Everyone has a right to come here! Except more evil White people of course. Yes, that includes White Mexicans as well. This nation was built on immigrants and all the people of the world should move here so we can build the perfect socialist society with all of them.

 Ummm. How high are you right now?

Pretty damn high.

Yeah I had a feeling you might be.

CaliLiberal here everyone, SHUT THIS DOWN! This is hate speech! Due to the recent hate in Charlottesville we need to denounce hate speech like the KKK and Trump, and yes you CaliConservative as well!

I cannot allow this racist, xenophobic, racist, transphobic, racist, homophobic, racist, nomophobic, ableist, fascist, racist KKK, but worst of all right-wing. We must shut you down.

Who’s Internet? OUR INTERNET! Who’s Internet? OUR INTERNET!

BLACK LIVES MATTER! BLACK LIVES MATTER! Hey hey, ho ho, racist KKK got to go, hey hey, ho ho, racist KKK got to go.

Oh dear god, not you CaliLiberal. How did you even get in here?

We live in a Sanctuary City that means I can just come into your property whenever I want, besides the law doesn’t apply to fascist racists Trump supporters like you CaliConservative!

Please CaliLiberal I don’t have the energy to deal with your shenanigans again, this is why you need to get a job so you don’t have time to sit around doing this.

Actually I do have a job now.

Wow that is great! What is it?

This.

What?

Protesting right-wing fascists like you is my new job.

You aren’t serious…

Here is the flyer I saw for the job.

You get paid $15/hr to protest against Trump supporters?

And paid time off.

I don’t even get that and I work 40 hours a week in a hot kitchen…

Well you probably should have went to college like I did.

Your stupid triple-major at Berkeley in Gender Studies, Social Welfare and LGBT studies aren’t even required for this job, anyone could apply for it.

Yeah…well OK, but I am sure it helps to be familiar with all the racism and bigotry of you Republican wingnuts.

The Democrats invented the KKK you ponce. They were the main party engaged in slavery. During the Civil War no Republican owned a slave. The Republicans freed the slaves.

But there was a switch–

So then FDR and JFK were Conservative Republicans then?

Well no–

You guys think you can just rewrite history and it’s sad as hell that you can’t even get people to voluntarily do it that you have to pay people to push your propaganda.

Oh speaking on paying to protest I forgot I needed to be at an antifa rally.

What are you guys going to be protesting?

We will be burning down Mt. Rushmore.

You’re kidding.

Nope. Gotta go, see ya CaliCon!

*CaliLiberal hurriedly marches off chanting ‘Black lives matter! Black lives matter!’*

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