Oh, John. John, John, John. Why? Why are you doing this? Who hurt you as a child? What made you this way? I am genuinely curious if you were either brutally beaten as a child, or spoiled rotten and never touched. I can’t tell which, all I know is that something is terribly wrong with you. Looking at your face genuinely gives me immediate crippling depression. How you acquired your platform, which Deity you made a blood sacrifice to, I may never know.
I do know one thing however, I am actually starting to enjoy debunking your lies. As a former fan of yours, hopefully, I can encourage others to avoid slipping into televisions darkest, coldest and loneliest sewer pit of lies, “Last Week Tonight with Cuck Oliver”. I mean John Oliver, sorry. Season 4: Episode 2, the British autistic parrot squawks again, lets get started folks.
Russia hacked the election and Donald Trump is pregnant with Vladimir Putins baby! Or at least that is the type of hysteria coming from the Left. In their minds there was no possible way crooked Hillary could have lost the election.
They were assured by The New York Times and others that she was an 85% favorite to win, pretty much a guarantee and they were told not to worry at all about Trump, so in their minds it must have been a rigged election.
Then we had James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence, come out and say that Russia was involved in cyber-espionage and propaganda attacks. An intelligence briefing released by the office of the Director of National Intelligence was supposed to be definitive proof that the US government believed Russia was behind the hacking of the now infamous DNC emails.
This triggered the living daylights out of the radical Liberals and sent them into an absolute frenzy as it seemed to confirm their fears about Trump and Putin.